Blowin' in the Wind

What mother wouldn't want Wrestlemania DVDs for Mother's Day?!

So in celebration of my upcoming RoMO trip, I am going to share some quotes that have been said in that most absurd of towns...

me: Shellie loves the circle flash.
Shel: I do! The only thing I love more is biscuits and gravy.

E Rocka: "How many handles of Congress does it take to kill a baby?"

E Rocka: Wait. I can see you! That seems wrong.
T Pain: You're trying on sunglasses, not a blindfold.

E Rocka: Mickey, what's all this stuff? Dirt? What is this?
Mickey (slurred): I dunno. A weather report?

Anna: "Smoking seeds causes infidelity"

NB: "They're making a new Passion of the Christ..."
E Rocka: "Does he live?"

HC: "Cats are like sixteen year old girls. If you ignore them and treat them badly, then they love you."

E Rocka: "I can't come out today...I'm wearing my math panties."

E Rocka: "That makes me wonder what happened to my brother's friend Crackhead Ted. He got fired because he used to skip work too much to go to Cubs games."
A Cash: "That would be my dream."
E Rocka: "To get fired & become a crackhead?!"

everyone: "We're an imaginary bluegrass band....and we're excellent!!!!"

Mickey: "Well, I don't know! I've never had to call Dysfunctional Family Services before!"

E Rocka: "It doesn't matter what you look like as long as you like to drink beer."

Bob: "Those are all words. ... But when you put them together, they make no sense."

E Rocka: "What does it say?"
Mickey holds up a sign - 'LBC meeting in the bassment'
E Rocka & I: "Bassment?! Mickey that's not how you spell basement!"
Mickey: "That's how it's spelled on BET!"

T Pain: "Was that Braydon or the wind??"

Me: "I just put on the cheese."

T Rumble: "This is your life. Welcome to it. Drink a beer."

me: "Are we riding you home?"